Absolutely nothing
Our kindred spirits over at Zombies Don't Run had good intentions, however they were just a little overzealous and hopeful. Obviously they are just as excited about the prospect of Cloverfield 2 as I am since they seem to be seeing clues where there are none. Posting the headline "Cloverfield 2 Teaser Poster?" originally made the hair on the back of my neck stand up and the tip of my wang tingle ever so slightly. That was until I opened the webpage to see the picture to the left. Unfortunately this isn't an image of N ew York City trying to rebuild after the devestating attack by Cloverfield Palin (full name), it's some boring History Channel documentary about how boring statues can be or some such nonsense. While J.J. Dynomite Abrams (full name) claims to be in development for the sequel he's certainly taking his sweet ass time.
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