What did I say?
For all of you over the years who have said things like “C’mon, Fozzie. You don’t really believe in sea monsters.” Or “there’s no such thing as sea monsters.” Or “come swim in the water, Fozzie. It’s fine!” You people can eat me. Each year, a few people were drowning or disappearing mysteriously in Huadu’s Furong Reservoir located in the north of Guangzhou which I’m assuming is in China. Recently, when the son of a government official went swimming in the reservoir and drowned, the secret was revealed. After an extensive search and dragging of the reservoir hunters found a 10-foot long man-eating catfish* whose head alone is 3 feet wide! After cutting up the catfish, people were surprised to find the remains of another man inside! Which is really odd because the catfish has just eaten another chinese guy an hour be.....ya know what? I'm too freaked out to even make a joke about Chinese food!!
Swimming in the reservoir is now forbidden because it is feared another similar man-eating catfish is still lurking in the waters. If that is true then there are millions of baby giant man eating catfish lurking in the corners just waiting to get into the ocean and swim to America.
* There is some debate as to if the animal is actually a catfish or not since there are no whiskers and it’s freakin’ enormous. Some believe it is a mutant form of the clarius batrachus (walking catfish) but some scientists have already raised doubts saying this is a whale shark instead. Personally I believe it’s scientific experiment gone horribly awry. I will update you as facts become available.
You Tards, Thats a Whale Shark!!!!
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